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it's kingsley, bitch. [Mar 24, 2015 | 12:49am]
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ten. (warded to ministry) [Jan 28, 2012 | 8:59pm]
[Ministry]

So. Rumour has it the Order's headed to Japan.
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nine. (a wild kingsley appears!) [Aug 9, 2011 | 8:22am]
THIS IS NOT TED.

THERE IS NO BLOODY WAY THIS CAN BE TON



[fail!ward to Moody]
SHIT. IS THAT



[later warded to Sarah]
Sarah. [xx.xx°, xx.xx°]

Find Regina and bring your healing kit.
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eight. [Jun 24, 2011 | 2:02pm]
Right.

[warded to Order]

This probably comes as a pleasant surprise, but none of you are actually under arrest.

[warded to Benjy]

About last night, I don't even know.

[warded to Frank]

Uh. Look. About last night. None of you are under arrest. I'm going to blame all those shots.

By the way, I'm sorry to hear about your father. I know that we're on diffe I know it's rough for you right now, but seriously, just holler at me if you need me. And I mean that.

Take care of yourself, Frank.
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seven. [Jun 23, 2011 | 3:20pm]
[warded to Order]


ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.



YOU ALL

HAVE THE
RIGHT to remain





silent




hands up, all of you. that means you too, longbototm. partys over.
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six. [Jun 20, 2011 | 5:37pm]
[warded to Juliet Willis]

Jules. Long time no talk.
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five. [May 31, 2011 | 12:04am]
[warded to the Ministry]
Goddamnit, for the 496th time, I'm fine. Just got knocked unconscious by five hexes, so quit your fretting. There are more important things at hand, such as where the fuck do we go from here.

Thanks to whoever fixed my wounds. I owe ya one.

[warded to Benjy and Regina]
Fucking Godric, Reggie. Who the fuck did this to you. Give me a name and I'll make sure Benjy and I give them a piece of our minds.

[warded to Frank]
Franklin Longbottom. Death Eaters in the Ministry? I need names.

[warded to Benjy]
Give me three damn good reasons why I should join you lot, and I'll actually be crazy enough to consider them.
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four. [May 4, 2011 | 1:48pm]
[warded to the siblings Fenwick]
FOR THE LOVE OF DUMBLEDORE'S TWINKLY BLUE EYES, WHERE THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU TWO. THERE'S A BLOODY DARK MARK IN NEW FUCKING ORLEANS AND WE HAVE TEN MINUTES. DO YOU HEAR ME?!?! TEN. THAT'S 600 BLOODY SECONDS.

600 ... 599 ... 598 ...


Hopefully, this will prevent me from playing Family Therapist for you two. I don't want to hear you two bickering over the Ministry versus the Order while we're off investigating this situation.

NOW PACK YOUR BAGS.

[warded to the Ministry]
I'm ready to go.
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three. [Apr 28, 2011 | 11:41pm]
[Warded to Benjy]
The Ministry got a letter from "A. Tonks." Apparently there's a pregnant woman, seven children, and two werewolves stranded on a deserted island in the middle of nowhere.

You know anything about this? Confirm/deny? Because all of that sounds like my ultimate boggart.
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two. [Apr 13, 2011 | 3:26am]
[Ministry]
How are we all holding up? I'm currently getting my wounds fixed up, but if things go well with Melinda unless things go awry, I should be back to normal in a jiffy.

[Benjy]
Oi. Where the hell are you? Damn, I wish you could be here, because get this -- I'm being spoon-fed soup by this brunette healer with the cutest dimples this side of Scotland.

[Private]
Macbeth - Scottish general predicted to become next King of Scotland. Crazy wife makes him kill the king. He listens to crazy wife. Becomes paranoid. Gets his comeuppance.
Romeo and Juliet
As You Like It

Classic rock
Zed Leppel Led Zeppelin
the Beatles
Jimi Hendrix
Janis Joplin
Bob Dylan
Joan Baez
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